No LIFT DAY @ Office

I was running towards my floor to swipe my card as soon as possible, I was late, even I had promised myself to come on time, still in the morning, I Slept, gave myself some silly excuses and slept.


I use lift once only from ground floor to first floor and take the stairs, WHY?? Well,

1. Security at the first floor podium checks the bag, if you take stairs, you encounter them and they shall call you, Ma’am bag checking please, but if you take life, it would leave you somewhat in the corner of the space, and can’t immediately see you.

2. Almost all the managers and their boss takes the life, so if you are late, fairs chances are to meet them in life, and you can imagine their cunning smile, they themselves come late but who cares !! Actually once my director was in the same lift…

3. Most people doesn’t take this life…its not fancy u know ;-)



So, Today I was running towards it and I see this poster above the buttons, NO LIFE DAY today!!!

And all my day started becoming worse in my head, maybe I would meet any manager, maybe she would take my bag and I would be late to swipe and blab la bla..Anyway I had to take stairs, I went and like a kangaroo, hiding my bag I crossed the security and took stairs again...

Now, why I am telling you all this is, no life day? Seriously?? I mean why even you built them at first place? You want to carry heavy things upstairs, build a separate one somewhere for that purpose only, and hey, I am talking about offices where 3-4- floor only exist, not about the Mumbai’s buildings, which have 30 floors.

I mean this is as ridiculous as, oh gosh ii don’t have words how ridiculous it is!!

First you, yourself uses a worthless things, they take you upstairs, while GOD has given you two nice legs. Then, you over use it and then complain about it, moreover what about the people who spend hours/days in camplain about no life things, advising about the things, even complaining about the things.

And we easily can find those girls who daily wear those extra high heels and then have no option to use the lifts, I mean anybody can tell/think about the lifts and of course about those shoes also. Not only that , because they find it difficult to move even a inch, at the y signal people in life to hold it for her because she hardly walk towards the life within normal time slot.

Well, you may find it I am angry and blurring about it but no, we have to understand the actual scenario, and count the things which are causing trouble and which are not.



I never could figure out why all the management people takes the life, time saving may be? I bet it hardly saves time in waiting for the life to come to you. And those are the people who complain most about the issues caused by it.

Well, Try it at you office, you may actually find a good prank in it too.



All the best!!